The world is full of unicorns. They have varied and diverse interests, but they’re all just unicorns. Please remember that if you’re ever reading a book with a bunch of silly unicorn quizzes in it (like this one).

520 words, prose.

Anza the Antelope seeks the fabulous beaches of Zanzibar, but he’ll have to navigate an alphabet of obstacles if he’s going to reach the beautiful island. An alphabet adventure book set in Tanzania.

230 words, prose.

Every kid on Earth is a different mix of experiences. Who they are is a combination of family, friends, race, and all the unique aspects of our planet that surround them. The kid in this story is thankful and excited about the blend that makes his world.

500 words, rhyme.

If you’ve had a birthday in the past year, you qualify for a happy hippo birthday hat! The hats are made by hippos and they look like hippos too. They’re available with or with googly eyes. Those are your only two options (for now). Happy birthday from the hippos!

530 words, prose.

It’s time to go to sleep, but not before the I Love You’s. This is a story of escalating silliness as a dad and kid discuss how ridiculously big a family's love can be. But probably not bigger than an elephant, right?

600 words, prose.

Marla the mermaid really wants to play basketball, but not everyone thinks she can. She doesn’t have a ball, a basketball hoop, or even basketball shoes (naturally). Will Marla give up and decide that her dreams are out of bounds? Probably not!

580 words, prose.

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Monsters eat people. They’ve been at it for a long time and they’re unlikely to change their habits. If you’re looking for a terrible idea, this book will take you around the world to meet the most deadly creatures in history.

25,000ish words, middle grade, prose.

A sorcerer declared that it’s Opposite Day. That means everything happens the opposite way. For example: this is a dull book without humor, silly rhymes, or opposites. And no castles either!

400 words, rhyme.

There’s a lump of coal in Pete’s stocking. How did it get there? Sure, Pete’s behavior had something to do with it (and Santa’s visit as well). But, there are also millions and millions of years of coal formation to consider.

340 words, rhyme.

How many rambunctious, beach-loving party pigs can fit on one island? The only way to find out is to keep adding more! This story can be counted on to have too many pigs in it.

300 words, rhyme.

When Santa forgets to deliver presents to the well-behaved sea monsters, he must take a deep dive into the unknown to keep their holiday dreams afloat. Either that, or just go back to the North Pole to enjoy some cookies and hot chocolate.

600 words, prose.

Two little robots have built a parking lot. They’re very welcoming, but a lot will have to change to accommodate everyone. This story is a celebration of diversity and inclusion, but with cars, trucks, and blimps!

320 words, rhyme.

Today you are Today You. What Today You does today can make a big difference for Tomorrow You. Especially if you’re going on a horrible camping trip in a forest full of big foots.

400 words, prose.